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…‘Are you lonely and looking for love? Do you feel tired just thinking about the concept of working for more than an hour? Would you rather kick the dog upside down than take it for a walk? Me too! So, Issue 18 is here and it is only comparable to a Marshall stack on 10, followed by a scissor kick higher than the moon bro!!
You thought Chopperism was dead didn’t you…and you also thought that the long bike fad was over…well let me inform you that this is our fucking ‘Chopper’ issue and it’s gonna kick your balls off!!! Indeed! We got mentalists in this issue from around the bleedin’ globe, from places like Bristol…and Primrose Hill…and even Falkoping bitch! And if that ain’t good enough for you, we also jammed it chock full with loads of free stuff! Yeah, if you don’t like the magazine on it’s own, then we will just have to buy your love won’t we!
Check out what you get…
1. Free in this issue to every reader is the third ‘DicE Artisan’ poster by the that cheeky scallywag, Jason Cruz!
2. Also free to every reader is the second issue of the brilliant BosH skateboard magazine!
3. Then to all our subscribers, you lucky little cherubs get a free pair of ‘Pike Nut’s courtesy of our mates at ‘Colony’!
If that still isn’t enough for you, then you can just piss right off….Psyche! Just kidding we love you and I will even throw in Matt’s bike if you buy a copy. Please. Now. Copy. Buy.’
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