…Can you Adam and Eve it…DicE has made it to issue 25! I can’t! Where has the last 5 years gone?! I suppose I should say a few words to commemorate such a milestone event, I’ve actually had a couple of drink’s but whatever, here goes..
Um, when my friend Matt asked me to stop wasting my life and start a magazine with him, I was like, “of course, man, 'cause you've always been there for me.” Like when I was in rehab and uh, like the time I couldn't find my car... 'cause Matt, you know, he's always been the dependable one and I've always been the screwed-up one, right, Dad? “Why can't you be more like your friend and stop being such an idiot Dean?” Uh, “Matt would never beat up his landlord!” Oops! But, uh, little news flash, Pop. He ain't so perfect, huh Matt? Remember that time in Puerto Rico when we picked up those two, uh well, I guess they were male prostitutes, but I don't remember payin'! Okay, how ‘bout that? How 'bout that? Yeah, what? Yeah, terrific. I'm a person, too, Pop, goddamn it! I'm a person, too. Whoo!…

Issue 25 features a very special cover by our guy Jason Cruz and we are so lazy we have decided that you slag’s can colour it in yourselves! Ok before we start getting hate mail for that we have to point out that we have added an extra 32 pages to celebrate the fact and we also have various people contributing special features to this issue…including: ‘Church Of Choppers’, ‘Tugboat Studios’, Norman from ‘Motorcycho’ and ‘Adam Wright’! What? Yeah. Shut up.