...This mental twin carbed Harley Knuckle is pure Rocknfuckinroll and has more style than...well...erm...oh yeah I know, a really, really stylish person who went to school to study stylishness. Yoshi and the boy's at 'Garage Company' in Los Angeles are nailing this together as we speak and they got it more than spot on. Not sure if you guys are ready for this but fuck it, here it is...'The Wildcat Racer'!....

...Our mate Thomas is our Hero and he's completely insane. He owns this brilliant Triton Cafe Racer that has been round the block more times than J-Lo! I love this bike because every time I see it parked up in London it means that there is a 6 foot 3 inch maniac in some nearby tavern, telling old ghost stories and waving a sword around....oh did I mention that Thomas bases his entire wardrobe on a 16th century Pirate?...Arrrrr!.

...What does 'Toad Fish' from the program 'Neighbours' and this bike have in common? Absolutely nothing! In fact I would love to punch that guy right in the neck and tell him to stop being such an annoying twat on TV and that he should stop giving Madge a hard time, because everyone loves Madge and she has lived on Ramsay Street much longer than him, so what kind of person has the right to be like.....erm...yeah, so I'm told anyway... I don't even watch shite like that so I wouldn't know...it's actually a friend who told me about it...but, whatever. Actually this bike does have something in common with all of that, I think it's from Dan Unda too!...That doesn't mean I wouldn't still whack 'Toady' though cause I would alright?....

…..Aaaaahhhhh look at him! He is SO cute. Look at his little smiling face?! It's like having a small little baby kitten and wanting to squeeze it to death....BUT only because you love it so much. It's not like you want to kill it because its been bad, it's just because it's hard to resist.... so it would be in a good way...in the name of Love...and that is exactly how I feel every time I see Chris 'Chongo' Hosegood in his little Model T modified racer. (*Our Lawyers have told us to say that you should not, repeat NOT go around squeezing Chongo every time you see him....Kittens are ok though cause they are rubbish pets*)

..The boy's from Portsmouth do us proud again with this here Indian that was purchased for a song mate! I especially like the fact that is was built in a pre Miami Vice meets post A-Team style with a dash basil that all floats off in gumdrop rainbow smiles. I reckon if you slung this on eBay you'd be in for some good Bunse. Bunsen Burner, Nice little earner. That would hopefully never happen though. Charge!...…

…..Max Schaaf is 'apparently' not bad at 'skate boarding'. Well, Im not trying to draw similarities here or say that I'm better than him or whatever, Ill let you guys decide that...but....I roller skated from the age of 4 until I was 6 and a 1/2 and won untold certificates (Gold and Silver!), including 'Best Dancer on 8 wheels' in a self written rock opera piece about a lost little Danish boy. I then spent the summer of '93 hanging out with a new wild crowd known as the one and only, 'Subway Light Express Boy's'...yes I knew it would make you sit up and take notice....Well the boys went on to become a worldwide roller blading phenomenon and I decided that the limelight was just not for me and took the bow out in style. Again we could go on for ages about who did what and who is better blah blah blah...but let's not go on about it, god!.

..Powerplant Choppers are building some pretty sweet bikes so we decided to show you a little smidgen in the shape of this wicked Harley Shovel. Neevo and his crew did a great job on his personal daily rider. I only usually drink at Christmas but the morning of the photo shoot I had a raging hangover and all I remember is that there was a guy walking through the Alley behind the shop that had a tattooed face and was talking VERY fast which led me to believe that Amphetamines were involved somewhere along the line....head rush! .

..Scott Craig and his Company 'Chopperville Custom Cycles' build the baddest bikes around. Full Stop. The Oakland Roadster show 2006 saw Mr. Craig debut this wild '57 Pan and it blew everyone away. Scott is right now building his own bike which is based around a big twin Flathead motor and he's also in the middle of making some changes in the Company. Chopperville plan to be ready to have more bikes to be out by mid 2006. Also, 'apparently', long time staff hands, Gave and Dince might get promoted and hope to be fucking shit up real soon. Cheers!..

...Pete is a sound geezer and really fucking talented one at that! His Sportster isn't even finished yet and it's still good enough for a 5 page article! We caught it in 'Raw' stage...so 'Raw' in fact that Pete didn't even have time to put the old style tires on it before the shoot...sorry mate! .…

...Curtis Lush thought he was onto a right winner when he got an old Triumph off eBay. He was sure that it would only be a matter of time before the birds where fighting for a piece of him! I'm not sure if he's had any such responses from ladies while riding his desert race sickle around, but I do know for a fact that when I met him my girlfriend already knew him! Can you fuckin believe this guy?....That bastard!...Right that's it im selling my AMC Gremlin and buying a Triumph..

..Last but not least we have the great honor of welcoming back the man and his now 'Official' residency question page! The good Doctor has been absolutely swamped with the 2 emails that all you readers sent him and is working through them to give the best advise anyone could ever give in the whole wide world. Changing the universe and how we view it.....Dr. Glory!...