'Killer Bobbers' are based over in Copenhagen and they are building some of the sweetest freakin' bikes around…like this one…which is just plain brilliant! It's a right pain in the arse to have a chopped bike that is street-legal over there so to customize anything takes gonads bigger than footballs! Oof!

Ok check this out it's going to blow your mind. Pat rhymes with cat and bike rhymes with spike. Right? So then change the first 2 letters around from each word. This then gives you Pike and Spat. What does that then leave you with? I have no idea.
Pics: Tim Sutton

This '55 Chevy El Camino is owned by none other than Johnny Porsche himself! He is awesome. He's a very good friend of mine. And his sister is super hot! Any info on this car is much appreciated. info@DicEmagazine.com and if sis is reading this email me at: iwannafreakyouup@hotmale.com

In a perfect world rainbows would dominate the skyline and unicorns would reign supreme and messages would be delivered by butterflies.
Jib jib, all floaty like.

I met Karl at last years Jokers bike show in Sweden and I was instantly blown away with his Gen-Shovel. Unfortunately The Mintuu I was drinking also blew me away and I lost my shoes and the card with all of Karl's details on it. I'm never drinking again…

Heiwa Motorcycles built this little goose neck Triumph pre-unit and we spotted it at last year's Mooneyes show in Yokohama. Its goes without saying that we had to shoot it to show you guys! Wicked yo!

The guys at Nice Motorcycles in Japan definitely have an eye when it comes to old style detail! When we went to the shop it was full of the coolest shit on the planet…Knuckleheads…Panheads…Shovelheads…Care Bears! Just kidding, they didn't really have any Shovelheads!

Troy Rhymes with Boy and…oh forget that shit. This Yam-a-lam-a-ding-dong is a pretty tough scoot…but hold the front page…I just got a text message from the owner of this bike (Dr. Troy Van Wankenstein) to say he had just, "upped the anti and purchased a '51 Pan!" I then texted him back and was like all "Congrats bro. XXX." And then I added one of those gay little smiley faces at the end.

Trent from Atomic Custom is responsible for this wicked chop job and he is one crazy cat let me tell you! I once saw him ninja kick his way around Paris like a freaking wild animal and…wait, sorry that was Jackie Chan.
Pics: Gary Griffin

Yaniv has graced the pages of DicE before and its always a pleasure to have him in the mag. This time it's a Triumph with 'Powerplant' twist. That's a little bit like the 'Peppermint' twist although this has way better welding!

Yessssss Mate it's Jewellery! Style, its what we do.

Why is it that every time I pick up OK magazine Jessica Alba is in there teasing me and trying to speak to me through the pages. I can see it in her eyes…she is saying… "Hi Dean, you look super buff, do you work out? Bring that cute little muffin ass over here and talk to me." Why Goddamn it why?!

Jon Rispante kindly let us put his Triumph in this issue and it's kind of like a cross between Chuck Norris and that guy from that film '3 Men And A Little baby,' you know the with the moustache… Wait, or are they the same person? Hhhhhmmmm…

Trent from Atomic Custom is responsible for 'The Throwdown' in New Mexico and he is one crazy cat let me tell you! I once saw him karate chop his way out off a Navy Boat that had been taken over by these really horrible guys and…wait, sorry that was Steven Seagal.
Pics: Gary Griffin

Adam Wright sorted us out big time and delivered the goods with Scotty's Pink Shovel. Cheers Geezers!

It was summed up nicely when Chris Spedding said…

'Motorbikin', Motor-bikin', Motor-bikin', Motorcycling,
Movin' on the queens highway, Lookin' like a streak of lightning',
If you gotta go, go, gotta go motorbike ridin',
Listen to me I'll tell you no lie, Too fast to live, too young to die,
I bought a new machine and then they say, It takes your breath away.'

Pics: Josh Kurpius

Dr. Glory is a gay.